Top 10 Reasons to Keep Smoking
10. That lighter comes in handy for birthday candles. 9. Your ex-spouse wanted you to quit and you won't give him/her the satisfaction. 8. The occasional holes in your clothes give you a needed excuse to shop 7. Philip Morris needs that money more than you do. 6. Those extra wrinkles give you that "mature" look. 5. The smell on your coat makes it easy to pick it out of a pile at a party. 4. If not for the smoking you'd be perfect, and nobody likes a perfect person. ...

Keep Your Bullshit Ads Out of my Mind
You know what's fucking awesome? Advertising. It's completely legal brainwashing, requires very little effort to be successful, can help businesses conduct...business, and alerts us consumers to products and services that they want us to buy. Magnificent, isn't it? Not a day goes by that our senses are assaulted by some sort marketing ploy. And I'm just about sick and tired of all of it.It's no secret, advertising is everywhere. Newspapers, the internet, magazines, ...