Zero wasn`t born so much as found passed out in an alley after a long night of drinking and chopping wood. It was soon discovered that there is absolutely nothing he wouldn`t fap to. He also likes to pee on stuff for great justice. It has been said there is no lengths that he won`t go to for lulz. He once raped the Lincoln Memorial with a two-day old Whoppe...   More description ...

Bulshoy B. Bulshoyton was conceived when a meteorite stuck the Sudbury basin 25 million years ago. His infant body-in-stasis was uncovered by prospectors in 1978. A firefighter and a politician-to-be decided to take him in and raise him as a normal human. Shortly before completing high school, Bulshoy discovered his knack for cultivating marijuana. Ult...   More description ...

Born of mystic origins known only to a few ancients, Dockwats spent his formative years roaming and fighting through the bitter, desolate plains of Siberia. Legend holds that adorned with only a grizzled manbeard and distaste for all things Mac, Dockwats performed as the voice of "Dark Helmet" in Space Balls and was partially responsible for the 1980 'Mirac...   More description ...

Old old miser that likes to think too much and zone out in all the wrong situations. I love my family especially my wife and they are the best things to ever happen to me. Studying philosophy and hope to use it in a career one day. I'm weird, grumpy, anti-social and you either like me or hate me, usually the latter.

Well, I was born and grew up in Basra, Iraq in the middle of the desert. I grew up into a family of undercover secret agents trying to take down Saddam Hussein. I personally tortured the only chick in the Ba'ath party and left her for dead with only a camel and some dates as company. Eventually I was the mastermind behind the capture of Saddam Hussein which ...   More description ...

Born in the little town of Detroit, Michigan, Jeff (LifeRiot) was the second child of Steven and Debbie. From an early age Jeff dealt with poverty and harsh challenges to him and his family. Moving from house to townhouse many different times made moving nearly an annual occasion. In 1999, Jeff picked up the guitar and dived head first into music eventuall...   More description ...

Hey all! This is Jeff. I am a 21 year old male hailing from the US and A. Dallas, Texas to be more precise. I'd like to think of myself as a foil to your ultra-conservative stereotypical southerner. I attend El Centro College in Dallas and work a full time job as well. I hold my flagrant beliefs dear to me and live by the words "Don't tread on me". My prefe...   More description ...