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Posted by nova Promoted 76 days 20 hours ago 833 views
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Seriousbusiness Shoutwires cancer
So much of you may wonder. How does a site like Shoutwire work? Well it becomes fairly complex. Most of the everyday tasks rely on volunteers. It is something called a user based site. As many of you have noticed by looking at the submition sections.
It's not quite that simple though. Many of the submissions are Ads, Child porn, Beastiality, Snuff films, and other stuff that we know you shouldn't see. So therein lies the role of the Admins. The Admins have to move this stuff into there personal folders. To be deleted later.
Problem is though due to a shortage of robots. The Admins are human. So they may make mistakes. Or worse they may be cocks, dicks, penises, phalluses, boners, big throbbing...well you get the point. So imagine this all these cocks have to get along. In a perfect world they would all work together. It would be a magical forest of penises.
Alas this is not the case. Not all of them can maintain my level of perfection. So you get what we had here last month. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it. As you can imagine there are arguments, threats, murders, midnight disappearances, Massive penis beatings, and many cock throttlings. In the end it usually all works out. Until now.
The latest game in one-up-manship. The covert IRC channel. I took it upon my self to go undercover to discover the thing called #seriousbusiness. It's really nothing special. Just another IRC channel. Innocent on the surface. A closer look though uncovers a world of swinging penises the likes of which only Richard Simmons can imagine.
The difference in this channel is it's main purpose is to undermine and attack the people on the main channels. I myself saw this first hand. It was a new advanced technique to bring down adversaries of a select few. Combined with Skype it became somewhat akin to the intelligence network the USA uses to decimate hostile militaries with few losses.
Sounds cool right? Well it would be, but like the USA the leadership can be flawed. They can hand out so many dick beatings that the beating starts to hurt the dink itself.In this case it started hurting the site. The once innocent channel became a staging point for organized trolling on the main channel. It was used with little or no regard to any logic. The people in this channel seem to get so caught up in lulz they lose all sense. They become like a crack addict in an alley of erect penises.
This is where it starts to hurt the site. The ones who are not in the insurgent channel know not what actions are being brought to bear on the occupants of the main channel. The insurgent channel becomes like a nymphomaniac who hasn't had sex in a week and is surround by huge phalluses. So in other words there is little control.
So this concludes my journey through the valley of weiners. I hope this has cleared up how this channel is used against the IRC members. So check it out if you get a chance. Tell me what's going on because I am pretty sure I am banned.
