It’s about 2:20am, April 11, 2008. I cannot sleep. My mind is racing in distress over Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and the failure of the current administration to provide plausible remedies. That our nation has sold out to the wills of the Illuminati and mega-corporations to affect foreign policy completely in their own interests. That the ability to protest such action is being curtailed. China tracks and arrests dissident bloggers with the assistance of their ISP’s. Indonesia bans outright, an assortment of social information sites. Countries all over the world are choosing what the internet should or should not be. Our own government is listening in…… Looking in on IRC, I see internet servers are about to be re-aligned, now what might be the reason and the result of such a thi…….

*/Fido has quit.*

*/Fido has logged on*

Ah, it was nothing really, no cause for concern. In fact in the few moments being offline, I had a chance to reflect on the above mentioned issues and now see my error in interpreting such things.

I, at this time fully support George Bush, big business and prayer in schools. We have become a godless society, forsaking our faith in Jesus and the American way. No good can result.

It’s time we gave back to God and government what is rightfully theirs‘, the power to guide us. Our leaders are faithful Christian servants, to suggest otherwise is blasphemy.

Blasphemers, who would attack divinity and the sacred course of American diplomacy, must be re-educated to see, as I do now, God loves George Bush and in the Lord’s goodness he shapes our lives.

Big business employs us, it nurtures us, caringly provides for our well being. Exxon, Lockheed, Northrop and Haliburton are all instruments of our great society. Their successes mirror our own.

It is my greatest wish, as President Bush molds our freedoms in the counsel of our Lord, that he take the initiative to strike down the communist inspired requirements of executive tenure.

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I can now rest.


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[VaMpIrE^F00D], on 4/17/2008 11:41:50 AM
Total Posts: 831, Joined: 1/4/2006
I get it now it was explained, but thought it was satire at first. Reminds me of that simpsons where lisa get's the mail from her penpal.

"As I am writing this our country is being attacked by militant forces, I don't know how WELL WE ACTUALLY ARE, OUR BENEVOLENT LEADER IS GOD HIMSELF, ALL HAIL KRULL! Sincerely little girl"
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