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When The Servers Re-Aligned

   Posted by Fido  Promoted 26 days 6 hours ago  580 views

    Politics / US Politics  |   Comments 11 comments  | 

It’s about 2:20am, April 11, 2008. I cannot sleep. My mind is racing in distress over Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and the failure of the current administration to provide plausible remedies. That our nation has sold out to the wills of the Illuminati and mega-corporations to affect foreign policy completely in their own interests. That the ability to protest such action is being curtailed. China tracks and arrests dissident bloggers with the assistance of their ISP’s. Indonesia bans outright, an assortment of social information sites. Countries all over the world are choosing what the internet should or should not be. Our own government is listening in…… Looking in on IRC, I see internet servers are about to be re-aligned, now what might be the reason and the result of such a thi…….

*/Fido has quit.*

*/Fido has logged on*

Ah, it was nothing really, no cause for concern. In fact in the few moments being offline, I had a chance to reflect on the above mentioned issues and now see my error in interpreting such things.

I, at this time fully support George Bush, big business and prayer in schools. We have become a godless society, forsaking our faith in Jesus and the American way. No good can result.

It’s time we gave back to God and government what is rightfully theirs‘, the power to guide us. Our leaders are faithful Christian servants, to suggest otherwise is blasphemy.

Blasphemers, who would attack divinity and the sacred course of American diplomacy, must be re-educated to see, as I do now, God loves George Bush and in the Lord’s goodness he shapes our lives.

Big business employs us, it nurtures us, caringly provides for our well being. Exxon, Lockheed, Northrop and Haliburton are all instruments of our great society. Their successes mirror our own.

It is my greatest wish, as President Bush molds our freedoms in the counsel of our Lord, that he take the initiative to strike down the communist inspired requirements of executive tenure.

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I can now rest.


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ThisisJeff, on 4/11/2008 2:27:56 PM
Total Posts: 1591, Joined: 4/8/2007
OK is this satire about how you are scared now that you are being watched by the government?

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Fido, on 4/11/2008 3:20:26 PM
Total Posts: 3332, Joined: 1/3/2007
Actually was to suggest my online identity had been compromised. I guess it didn't work too well.
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Flik, on 4/12/2008 4:37:31 AM
Total Posts: 368, Joined: 12/13/2007
Fido wrote:
Actually was to suggest my online identity had been compromised. I guess it didn't work too well.

Yeah, I didn't get it either.
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jd8coke, on 4/12/2008 9:52:59 AM
Total Posts: 644, Joined: 2/5/2006
^ obviously not paranoid enough.

That's the problem with blind belief. If you open your eyes and see where your leaders are taking you, you might actually want to do something about it.

Or you could keep your mouth shut, watch Fox news and never question your government and live life like a sheep.

How did Germany kill 6 million Jews? Because nobody questioned the government.
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ThisisJeff, on 4/14/2008 7:06:03 AM
Total Posts: 1608, Joined: 4/8/2007
"How did Germany kill 6 million Jews? Because nobody questioned the government."


No, its because no one likes jews.


Fido, it was written really well and as I read it again I better understand it.

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supferrets, on 4/14/2008 8:22:36 PM
Total Posts: 490, Joined: 8/18/2006
It was good once I understood what was going on.

At first read I thought you were just contemplating the inverse of your beliefs for a few moments as a satire of what the government would expect you to believe.
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Romanov, on 4/15/2008 7:44:09 PM
Total Posts: 123, Joined: 3/28/2008
i understood it.

maybe you should make the change in user more obvious?
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nodnarb232001, on 4/15/2008 9:40:53 PM
Total Posts: 1675, Joined: 8/20/2006
Fido wrote:
Actually was to suggest my online identity had been compromised. I guess it didn't work too well.


I understood it, and loved it. I don't understand how anyone else couldn't of gotten it.

Maybe some people are just dense?
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jazzbone85, on 4/15/2008 10:22:22 PM
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nodnarb232001 wrote:

Maybe some people are just dense?


Understatement of the Century Award goes to....
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TheGodfather27, on 4/15/2008 10:24:41 PM
Total Posts: 35, Joined: 10/26/2007
Yeah, fuck density! First they show up in formulas and now this?!

Btw, its funny how everyone thinks of themselves as above averagely intelligent. Either Shoutwire has a huge concentration of geniuses or most people overestimate themselves/underestimate those who have different life ideologies.
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