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Shoutwire Flame Battles Soccer vs Football

   Posted by ThisisJeff  Promoted 70 days 4 hours ago  7056 views  editorial  

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Shoutwire flame battles were started by Dockwats and Zero some time ago. With the Eurotrash Cup 2008 already kicked off in full motion and football season around the corner, what better way to start a flame war than with the resurgence of the Shoutwire Flame Battles?

There has been an age-old feud since the colonists broke away from the tyranny and oppression of the evil redcoats. A flame battle so heated that a war was once officially declared between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and the United States of America. Of course, America won that war but the redcoats refused to change! This war, a war over the name of a sport, continues to enrage men to this very day. In Chicago a deranged Bears fan heard someone refer to football as “American football” and ended up burning the city to the ground. 1989, Sheffield, England, a grossly fat American, who happened to be taking up two seats, became enraged upon discovering he attended a soccer game when the ticket clearly said “football”. His outrageous temper tantrum ended up bringing the entire stadium to collapse, killing 96 people. The perils of war are strong with this disagreement and they continue to add up. The question, to which one side already knows their answer, plagues the globe. Is it called soccer or Football and which sport is superior? Of course people argue that “in soccer (football) you use your feet! Therefore its called football!” However, everyone knows that football originally derives from soccer and rugby and players could only score goals with their feet, hence the name football. Since then America has allowed football to evolve into the greatest sport in the history of time and it keeps its original name. Well I now leave this argument open for debate. This is a no holds barred debate, fowl language and threats of violence and rape are highly encouraged! The rules are simple: flame the hell out of anyone who does not agree with your points. Two winners will be chosen by the admins here... We will then hold a vote for the users to choose the champ. Let the flaming begin!

Football

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Soccer


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Waffelhauz, on 6/24/2008 4:49:03 PM
Total Posts: 102, Joined: 7/17/2007
Shouted for suggestively gay looking picture on the left side.
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NorwegianMog, on 6/24/2008 4:50:17 PM
Total Posts: 539, Joined: 3/27/2008
I LOVE BECKHAM & RONALDO YES!!

you should've included ballack and you'd get a shout :>
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Sapphire, on 6/24/2008 4:52:31 PM
Total Posts: 37, Joined: 11/5/2005
Shouted cuz the guys at the end are hawt.

MmmM. Man bags.
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GenReefer, on 6/24/2008 4:53:56 PM
Total Posts: 319, Joined: 1/20/2007
Sweaty guys running around on a field playing with their balls.

I'd rather watch two lesbians dyke it out.
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Luc2k, on 6/24/2008 4:54:23 PM
Total Posts: 38, Joined: 6/13/2008
I say Jeff, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you?
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nonamer, on 6/24/2008 4:56:41 PM
Total Posts: 1512, Joined: 10/2/2006
This is just another version of inbred conservitive Anericans telling the whole world they have it wrong and they have a bigger cock.

Besides, Hockey bends both these sports right over.
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Dock, on 6/24/2008 4:57:42 PM
Total Posts: 2259, Joined: 11/12/2005
Nice, very nice.

I'll put this to bed once and for all.

Many folks like to try to settle the soccer/futbol question with how the rest of the world plays soccer and calls it 'football'. Just because billions of kids refer to their entire abdominal region as their 'stomach', it doesn't mean they are using the correct, scientific terminology. Such is the case with 'football' versus soccer. Don't argue with my science.

And while is true that soccer may be played throughout the globe and in every little country, and the fine teams of America generally get their butts kicked in soccer, football is the superior sport.

What it lacks in numbers it makes up in quality.

Media advertisers understand the superiority of football. Such is the reason why Super Bowl advertisements cost so much. It's also come to my attention that Canada and London both want to not only host some proper football games (which are expected to sell out mass stadiums and cause blackouts) but also want in on the NFL.

To take this back even further, I see Jeff's article here mentions the Revolutionary War. By default, when America won the War and years after issued the Monroe Doctrine, it meant that for the Western hemisphere we made the rules. It's a fact, look it up. We kicked out all unwanted British influence with a collective 'giit out'.

As far as the Western hemisphere is concerned, soccer has been called soccer since the Monroe doctrine.
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Romanov, on 6/24/2008 4:58:00 PM
Total Posts: 532, Joined: 3/28/2008
im on americas side of the flame war therefore i will enter only when britain has already got its ass severely kicked
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Wolffe, on 6/24/2008 4:58:52 PM
Total Posts: 460, Joined: 2/26/2008
I'll throw my arguement into the ring:

I DONT FUCKING CARE!

neither shouted nor bashed.
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nonamer, on 6/24/2008 5:00:41 PM
Total Posts: 1513, Joined: 10/2/2006
Wolffe wrote:
I'll throw my arguement into the ring:

I DONT FUCKING CARE!

neither shouted nor bashed.


Well then dont comment ya big goof
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