Greetings Shoutwirians, as you all know there has been a negative buzz in the air about the stasis of Shoutwire. Some people say it’s dying; others say it’s already dead. People whine and complain about the quality of editorials and are throwing in the towels left and right. People! It’s a classic case of the one armed man here. You’re all chasing down Richard Kimble, while the one-armed man is sitting back drinking his cup of
PG Tips in front of the “telly” watching a soccer game. You see lady and gentlemen, England is the source of all of our problems.
These pricks seem to think they run the place. Whatever new pathetic laws they pass should be embraced by the whole world, oh and that fucking accent, Jesus Christ don’t even get me started on that! England you have forgotten the face of your father…
First off England, Where the hell do you get the idea that you are better than America? England, have you been repressing the memory of your ass kicking for the last 200 years? It appears you have forgotten how those uncivilized, poor little brutes handed your ass to you and told you that: “if you don’t like amurica you can git out”. Perhaps this little photo will jog your memory:
Scared England? No? You should be. With no guns how can you defend yourselves? I know you “lot” have taken to using knives as there have been hundreds of stabbings and probably over 20 murders this year alone but you know the old saying “never bring a knife to a gun fight”. With British soldiers handing out guns to criminals like they were lollipops (
source), who is going to defend you from one of those crazy African immigrants you let in armed with an SA80 he just bought from a deranged soldier? Now, one thing you can hope to rely on is the shitty quality of British arms. If the rifle doesn’t jam or break before he can use it you’re gonna have to rely on the police forces. “OK, that’s cool the cops will shoot this crazy dude before he rapes my wife and daughter then shoots us all point blank, right?” Well unless your attacker is susceptible to a billy club. I'd pray to god your assailant shoots you dead between the eyes to make it as painless as possible. You see England is so
pussified their regular police forces don’t even carry weapons! So lets all take a step back and analyze the stupidity here…
#1Britain’s soldiers are selling guns, lots of guns, to criminals. #2Firearms are outlawed to law-abiding citizens, therefore your honest gool ol’ chap does not have anything in his home besides a cricket bat and a condom for protection#3The normal police force do not carry weapons.Hmmm… So, criminal comes into your home to rob you with a firearm. You call the police and wait for them to arrive while the criminal bangs your 13 year old daughter. Cops arrive and they have to call for armed backup! Lets say the perp does get caught and he is taken to jail. the likely sentence he’ll receive is probably somewhere around 5 years maximum!
So, England when you aren’t busy disarming honest citizens what else are you up to you? Oh! Snuffing out your citizens cigarettes! What a good idea! Did you know since the smoking ban several pubs have actually closed!? No no no, England it wasn’t enough you had to meddle in the private affairs citizens everyday lives by placing over 100 million cameras around your cities, you had to go on and take away the right for someone to light up a cigarette indoors.
God forbid you offend one single person!. That is what it really boils down to England, you go so far out of your way to make sure no ones toes are trampled that you are stepping all over the very foundation of your once great nation.
Hey, England on behalf of America and the rest of Europe: Fuck you. Your pussy ways need to come to an end soon. Why don’t all 50million of you guys go start a fight with 5 drunk Irish dudes. Then see if your government has enough doctors to treat everyone.