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Hey everyone. It's been a little bit since my last article. No one ever told me college would take up so much time when you actually put effort in to your work. I have been scratching the old noodle over the past 2 weeks over stuff that just ruin society as a whole and that generally piss me off.
The Nuclear Weapon
A weapon so devastating if used in the next World War it would bring the end of civilization. We all wish we could un-invent the nuke, but it's impossible. With all the innovations brought on because of nuclear power it will never hide the fact that the nuclear bomb is one man-kinds most terrible inventions. That and disco.
Advertising
Advertising is everywhere. You can't turn on the TV, read a book, walk outside, go online, or watch a movie with out some product being presented to you out right or subliminally. I can't count how many times I watched a TV show with out commercials playing so long that I literally forgot what the hell I was watching.
Weapons
All weapons are made to inflict harm on someone or something. Walk by a rack of bullets, chances are that most of the bullets in there are going to hurt something, and probably someone. Weapons cause crime, they create war, and cause severe consequences. Weapons have a hand in the most awful things in human history.
Electoral College
Judging by how Bush is still President because of the Electoral College, I think the Electoral College was a pretty terrible invention. In most elections through out history a person was elected because they had the most votes, it was that simple. The Electoral College takes that and groups it in to a more complicated version that can be twisted in to a way that ruins voting. Al Gore won the popular vote, which means he had the majority of the votes from the entire country, but he lost the Electoral vote, which is why Al Gore now spends his time hunting ManBearPig.
Cigarettes
Cigarettes are a product that people buy to die of cancer. I quit a few months ago and I realize how stupid it was. If an alien came to earth and asked what a cigarette was they would be shocked why people used it. A cigarette is basically a stick you light with flame to inhale chemicals in to your lungs that will eventually kill you in a slow torturous way for you and your family. Kissing someone who smokes is like licking an ashtray, unless she is really hot…then who really cares unless you’re that stuck up. Tina, you bitch.
Religion
I'm sorry to tell some of you this, but religion is also an invention. Ancient people created it as way to explain their surroundings. But still, people believe that a bearded ghost manifested himself as a human in a virgin just to kill himself for humanities sins. He also did some pretty nifty magic tricks while he was here to. Making a booze run be obsolete if I could just turn water in to wine. That’s right ladies, Chardonnay a la my index finger. Stay tuned for what else these babies can do.
War
When talking fails we just blow each others shit up. War is the end all stupidest thing ever created. Neighbors can sit down and have a discussion. Differences will be brought up and addressed. Even though they may disagree on many things, they can find common goals and live peacefully. Two countries with the same problems and big populations can't do this because 2 people are smart and a group of people is ignorant, racist, stupid, and uninformed through bias and poorly delivered information. This leads to war when things break down. Millions die.
Leaf Blowers
Some smart ass decided it would be funny to create this. A leaf blower is the retarded brother of the rake. Where the rake succeeds, the leaf blower shits the bed. If I could put the two in to an example it would be this: A rake would be like pouring a glass of water through a funnel in to a glass. A leaf blower would be like throwing a 2 liter of coke at a glass while singing the theme song to Cheers. One way works well, the other is simply retarded.
The Cell phone
No one should be able to reach anyone anywhere at anytime, it isn't natural. Privacy is something a human being needs throughout the day and having someone text you or call you invades it. I wish I got rid of it a long time ago before it interlaced itself in to my life. Now it is my phone, camera, office, and video camera all in one.
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