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The Top Fictional Animal Sidekicks

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Brian from Family Guy

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If it wasn't for Brian, Peter would probably have been divorced and homeless.
Brian is Peter’s right hand man that tries to steer Peter away from completely
destroying all the relationships he has with people. Plus, being a well educated
alcoholic lounge singer, he'd probably be a cool guy to get drunk with.

Lassie

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Lassie is the ultimate dog. She has the ability to just bark and humans can get a whole
Sentence from what seems to be so little.

Lassie – Bark, bark!
Aunt - Timmy is in the forest getting gang banged by an elf and a bear?!?
Lassie - Bark!

Yes, Lassie is the dog that everyone wants to have, but they end up getting a cat.
They soon begin resenting it until they eventually leave the door wide open as a hint for
the cat to get the hell out.

Samantha the dog from I AM LEGEND

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Other than Will Smith, the only other emotional contact in the film is Sam the Dog.
Sam makes me what to get that kind of dog. What other dog would save your life by fighting two vampire like super dogs when your dumbass got caught in a trap. When Sam meets a sad end, no man's eye was dry in the theatre. I would rather watch Bad Boys 2 than a dog get killed.

Yakul from Princess Mononoke

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Ashitaka literally fights and tries to stop the forest gods from fighting the human city of
Iron Town. Yakul is his companion elk who goes above and beyond to help him do this. Ashitaka is shot through the back and Yakul stays by his side for days even when told he is free by Princess Mononoke. Yakul is the definition of a bad ass animal friend. I kind of want an elf just for this reason.

Stimpson J. Cat

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Ren and Stimpy was one of those shows back in the day that was funny and very confusing. For some reason I wanted a pet log and I didn't know why. Stimpy was a loveable cat that just got beat up and rediculed by his best friend Ren. But no matter how mean and how terrible Ren was to Stimpy, Stimpy was always there for him when Ren was in a bad sitatation. Pour some kitty litter on the ground for the only cool cat there is.

Odie

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Pretty much the same as Stimpy, Odie is a stupid but loyal friend. Odie never gets any lasagna because Garfield is a fat ass and never gives him any. But Odie is still rocking out and helping Garfield when he's in trouble. Garfield has to admit many a time that he loves Odie because Odie is a good guy.

Diddy Kong

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Diddy got Donkey Kong through some hard times. He even got his own Nintendo 64 game! But Diddy is always there to take one for the team. If Donkey doesn't want a Rhino to run at him and kill him, he throws Diddy in the way. If it wasn't for Diddy, I might not have beaten Donkey Kong for Super Nintendo. Puff Daddy even stole Diddy Kongs name because of how amazing he is.

Boo Boo

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Yogi is a stubborn son of a bitch. He always wants to steal people picnic baskets and Boo Boo tries to make him stop. If it wasn't for Boo Boo, Yogi would probably have gotten in worse trouble with the park ranger. Thankfully Boo Boo has some kind of forest law degree that gets Yogi out of trouble and back to eating other baskets later on.

Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog

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His real name is Miles, but he prefers Tales. Being a sidekick to video games fastest character comes with a tall order. He has to keep up with Sonic running bat shit insane around looking for the missing emeralds. Tales keeps an eye out for Sonic while he is hitting on fictional bitches. If it weren't for Tales, Robotnik may have gotten his mitts on Sonic a long time ago.

Porkchop from Doug

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Porkchop helps Doug in real life and even in Doug's day dreaming scenarios. Whenever Quail man is in trouble, Quail dog will swoop in for the save. Whenever Doug needs help in his quest for the love of famed Patty Mayonnaise, Porkchop is there by his side making him look cooler than he real is. Porkchop also knows English and can speak it in very dog like fashion.


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Flik, on 4/2/2008 2:04:54 PM
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I would liked to have seen the flying dog-type animal from Never Ending Story.
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micmac988, on 4/2/2008 2:10:40 PM
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I can agree with some of them, but Boo Boo and Odie.

You dug REAL deep to pull out the Doug reference. I was on the cusp of growing up when that show came out, it was dumb as shit, glad I never got into it.

Should've included: Super Mutt from Blue Falcon, Avenger, from Harvey Birdman/original Birdman, and the all time badass animal sidekick, Chewbacca (he can fly a ship AND shot a laser rifle, what more could a guy want?)

JMO
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ThisisJeff, on 4/2/2008 2:18:26 PM
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Shouted for Porkchop.

Also, shoulda had: Meowth with Team Rocket. I would have told my shout ring to shout this 20 times if he was on here.

"You dug REAL deep to pull out the Doug reference. I was on the cusp of growing up when that show came out, it was dumb as shit, glad I never got into it."

No original sentence in the history of sentences since the sentence: "I like to take cock in the ass" has ever come close to the level of faggotry as the one I quoted by you micmac.
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Escobaria, on 4/2/2008 2:43:34 PM
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To be fair, Doug was shit.
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Immaculate1, on 4/2/2008 2:45:45 PM
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Fuck Sam the Dog. Think you need more then 1 stupid movie to become legend. Any doggy movie sidekick like in K9 or Turner and Hooch outperforms Sammy easily.

Lassie is not a sidekick, she's the main character. Lassie has a human sidekick. If Lassie is a sidekick, so would be Scooby Doo, Skipper and Mr Ed.

Pluto might have been mentioned though.

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micmac988, on 4/2/2008 2:46:12 PM
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Wow, someone like cartoons about overly sensitive preteens.

But hey, that's your prerogative and who am I to judge?coughpedobearswatchingcough
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LifeRiot, on 4/2/2008 2:52:13 PM
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Immaculate1

Lassie couldn't do anything with out the humans. Scooby Doo is worthless. Don't know who the hell Skipper is, and Mr. Ed...wow no. I was going to include Pluto but nah.

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Immaculate1, on 4/2/2008 2:59:29 PM
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^ Oops, I mean Flipper, not Skipper.

And just thought of Cheetah, from Tarzan. Clarence from Daktari was also great.
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LifeRiot, on 4/2/2008 3:03:40 PM
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I would consider Flipper a secondary character also even if it's named after him. Like Link in The Legend of Zelda...Some idiots still call Link, Zelda.
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MyOwnFlag, on 4/2/2008 3:33:14 PM
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^Yeah I know man what gives with that?
I must remember to bring it up at nerd-con 08.
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