In neither shocking or unprecedented news, it seems our good friend Hillary Clinton has been caught again with her hand in the proverbial cookie jar.

This time instead of roasting kittens with +5 dragon wizard breath or commencing with the cracking of nuts, our esteemed Senator seems to have been caught lying through her teeth...allegedly.

In a recent interview, Hillary pulled out a touch of home-town drawl and tried to relive a heroic, brave moment from her time as first lady. In Hillary's version of the story of when she landed in Bosnia, all started out well until none other than the mecha ghost-zombie of Saddam Hussein burst from the future to deliver revenge!

Being a rotten bastard, Saddam of course unleashed a nazi clone army, tesla troopers from Red Alert and fistfuls of sand at Hillary's eyes. At one point there was a bus-load of school children that Hillary had to save, with one hand, from a laser-eyed ninja shark. She somehow overcame it all, in the name of love and freedom. Ok, so maybe I embellished story time with Hillary just a smidge, but while she decided it would be fun to lie to us to gain votes, she should have went all out.

Well, Hillary, your lie backfired. If CBS is accurate, with their fancy 'video tape evidence since they were there' (pssh, as if, video tape evidence schmevidence), it looks like somebody may have some explaining to do. You guys get to play judge.

CBS Exposes Hillary Bosnia Trip



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keepitdk, on 3/26/2008 4:16:11 AM
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there somethings that people can never forget, running under gunfire is one of them... theres no way she twisted her story just a lil' bit she was fully conscience of what she was doing when she was up on the podium. its a an outrageous insult to the members of the armed forces who fought in all the wars. for an important figure to wrongfully color the truth for her own personal gain is downright despicable and dirty but then again it's the Hilary, she'll do anything to gain a position of power including getting back with her cheating husband.
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keepitdk, on 3/26/2008 4:28:33 AM
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micmac988 wrote:
MJB wrote:
micmac988 wrote:
Hillary has 2 strikes against her for becoming President.
1. She's a politician.
2. She's a woman.
Both lie like men masturbate. Constantly and without remorse.
Hillary more so because she's a political woman.


Geez, another moron who hates women.



Actually, I have the utmost respect for women. But it's a fact that women lie more consistently then men. It's a bit of a generalization, but I've only met a few women in my 30+ years that actually have a sense of honor. One is my wife, the other was my mother.

Hillary Clinton is a political whore. She proved so back when her husband stuck a cuban in an interns twat. Any rational woman would've kicked ass to curb but she stuck with him knowing he would help her career.

Also, there's no need for name calling. If you don't like something I say attack the message. You don't know me at all. A character attack is is juvenile. I could call you a stupid cunt, but you very well could have a 180 IQ and you could be a guy so I'd be a fool to do so.


I wouldn't say women lie more than men they just have a knack for trying to maintain positive public views. I'm sure your mothers or even girlfriends have occasionally tried keeping in secrets so as not to get embarrassed when out with their friends. For them its a game they play, don't get me wrong, I don't mind it when its at home but when your conveying a message to the whole world perception doesn't matter as much as the truth accompanied with an explanation.
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HyenaThePIrate, on 3/26/2008 8:37:43 AM
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^ Yeah, women lie to maintain positive public views. Like when they tell their friends how big your dick is, they are just trying to save you from certain public humiliation..

But seriously.. what does she have to do to ensure she does not win the presidency?? This is an OUT and OUT lie and when busted, she handled it with all the subtlety of a gang rape. Now Bill isnt the only Clinton to get caught in the stupidest bold-faced lie of all time.

This completely shoots down any credibility she has. If she'll lie about something so insignificant, what happens when something MAJOR happens, like 9/11 Part 2: The Quickening??

Even Bush knows better than to tell lies people can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt.
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nodnarb232001, on 3/26/2008 12:48:26 PM
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"Even Bush knows better than to tell lies people can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt."
- So, how was Iraq a threat to global stability then?
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HyenaThePIrate, on 3/27/2008 9:33:15 AM
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It had Saddam Hussein.
He pretended he had weapons of mass destruction.
Unfortunately for him, we took him at his word.
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Scheavo, on 3/27/2008 3:25:23 PM
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And Hyena, we did have the intelligence to prove he didn't, Bush and Co. just cherrypicked what to look at. Guess your saying were just gullible and don't look at the facts? Well THATS a relief...
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medfreak, on 3/27/2008 3:26:43 PM
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HyenaThePIrate wrote:
It had Saddam Hussein.
He pretended he had weapons of mass destruction.
Unfortunately for him, we took him at his word.


Pretended? If someone says fully, and the top inspectors also say that Iraq had no wmds , it still sounded like they pretended? It all gets down to your stupid government's lies ,and your utter gullibility to believe the fabrications of a guy with a monkey brain. End of story. Don't stick the reason you fucked up in Iraq because some schmuck said repeatedly the absolute opposite of what you claim he had pretended.

P.S. I think it is unfortunate for the U.S. too.

Back to the topic. I'd rather see McCain in the white house over Hillary any day.
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Scobiewan, on 3/27/2008 11:16:24 PM
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She said she helped in the Northern Ireland peace process too, and she did...in the coffee morning section anyway.
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nodnarb232001, on 3/28/2008 2:41:16 AM
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HyenaThePIrate wrote:
It had Saddam Hussein.
He pretended he had weapons of mass destruction.
Unfortunately for him, we took him at his word.


If you look at the events that's followed his demised, it actually seems he was one of the few people actually holding the region together. Or, at least he was keeping Iran in check.
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