In neither shocking or unprecedented news, it seems our good friend Hillary Clinton has been caught again with her hand in the proverbial cookie jar.
This time instead of roasting kittens with +5 dragon wizard breath or commencing with the cracking of nuts, our esteemed Senator seems to have been caught lying through her teeth...allegedly.
In a recent interview, Hillary pulled out a touch of home-town drawl and tried to relive a heroic, brave moment from her time as first lady. In Hillary's version of the story of when she landed in Bosnia, all started out well until none other than the mecha ghost-zombie of Saddam Hussein burst from the future to deliver revenge!
Being a rotten bastard, Saddam of course unleashed a nazi clone army, tesla troopers from Red Alert and fistfuls of sand at Hillary's eyes. At one point there was a bus-load of school children that Hillary had to save, with one hand, from a laser-eyed ninja shark. She somehow overcame it all, in the name of love and freedom. Ok, so maybe I embellished story time with Hillary just a smidge, but while she decided it would be fun to lie to us to gain votes, she should have went all out.
Well, Hillary, your lie backfired. If CBS is accurate, with their fancy 'video tape evidence since they were there' (pssh, as if, video tape evidence schmevidence), it looks like somebody may have some explaining to do. You guys get to play judge.