I don't know what I hate more: celebrities or the people like me who write about them...
Lindsay Lohan was treated at a London hospital last week after she cut her leg in an accident at Bryan Adams' home, according to published reports.
The 19-year-old "Mean Girls" star had 10 stitches to close a gash on her shin after she slipped on a set of stairs Friday. Lohan was released from the hospital later that day, the reports said.
"She and her friends were preparing breakfast, with eggs and everything, and Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup," her mother, Dina Lohan, was quoted as telling Star magazine.
"She had just come out of the shower so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs since it was slippery. The teacup went flying, it was shattered, and one of the pieces cut Lindsay in her shin. It was an accident."
Adams, who photographed Lohan and other stars for his 2005 book, "American Women," wasn't in London when the accident occurred, Dina Lohan told Star.
CNNOK, I'm asking the same thing that you are: who f^&*ing gives a flying f#^%?
What in God's name was she doing at Bryan Adam's house when he wasn't there? Given her past record of acting like a crack-whore with a platinum card, why would Bryan Adams let her stay AT HIS HOUSE? He may be Canadian, and may have been bestowing his Canadian Hospitality upon her, but that just doesn't add up.
She's all oiled up and takes a spill on her way UP the stairs. How many houses have you been to where the kitchen is UPSTAIRS relative to the dining area? Unless she was having breakfast upstairs in her room. But who stays in a person's house when they aren't there, and then eats breakfast in their bed?
Something is fishy; I just hope it's Bryan's fingers...
That would be funny:
First Ashton and Demi
Then Tom and Katie
Now Bryan and Lindsay!
It just keeps getting creepier and creepier!