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Recent research has shown that along about 1968...
Recent research has shown that along about 1968, intelligent people the world over began to bend over as far as they could, and systematically stick their heads up their own anus.
Prior to that time, the minimal requirements to join in the public discourse, were: common sense, some degree of education and the ability to engage in rational thought and polite debate. But then, something changed. Suddenly, in academia, the old fogies - who hadn't had a new or original thought in forty-years, but who still thought themselves 'cool' - were overrun. Like a thundering herd of drunken, drug addled ants - swarms of eighteen and nineteen year olds, fresh from dorm room beer-debates, marched in - demanding their 'right' to be heard; their right as the inheritors of the earth, to run that shinning blue globe with the wisdom obtained from hours of debate with other, equally 'groovy' people. Inspired by bong-hits, LSD and beer; and armed with long words they had just learned and the insight gained by having just lost their virginity, they were ready to take over the world. And in the world of academia - so it came to pass.
Some weeks later, after serious thought, more beer, LSD and a final bong-hit, our young heroes decided it was their natural right to also take over national and world political leadership. Leadership that up to then had been exercised by men and women who had not only survived and defeated poverty, hunger, humiliation and the Great Depression, but had won a truly awesome World War in a manner that would later gain them the name: The Greatest Generation. But, with moral indignation, our young eighteen and nineteen year old intellectuals exposed them as dim-wits, fools and incompetent boobs.
They streamed from the campus, their battle-cry "non-conformity" while, oddly, all dressed alike in the uniform of the day: scruffy jeans, paisley shirt or peasant skirt, and long hair with a flower inserted therein. To be caught 'out of uniform' was to be instantly banished...but, alas, somehow, the contradiction with their 'non-conformity' mantra was lost on them...
The reaction of the world to these developments was to momentarily pop their heads out of their anus, blink, look around as though they'd just discovered shit on their dinner plate and ask the pertinent question: "Who the fuck ARE you idiots?" Promptly then, sticking their heads back up their asses.
Taken aback, our young intellectuals tapped a keg, limbered up the bong and took a few days to reflect...this was on a Friday.
On Monday, their spokesman staggered to a microphone, regurgitated two quarts of beer and the remnants of a frozen daiquiri, and made the following announcement:
"Like, wow, dudes, ah, shit, far-fucking-out - we are LIBERALS - we demand free love and peace, or we will kill you." Then, passing out. But a new breed of predator now stalked the earth.
Today, our young liberals have grown up. Many have remained in politics; a few have run for president, but most retreated back to academia; in either case having been unable to get a real job.
They are the ones teaching (brainwashing) today's generation of children and young adults with faux-intellectual gibberish-crap. The analogy is: The professor docking a student head tightly to his asshole, and shitting liberalize fairy-dust directly into the student brain.
Today's liberal in classroom-guise can be spotted by looking for the following: Look for some asshole now in his sixties, the left-over, ex-hippy, long-haired, pony-tailed, drug-addled, Nazi-like faggoty professor type with one of those de rigueur beards. Yup, that's him.
The world eagerly awaits the invention of a brain shit-removal tool.
