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Liquid Virgin in A Bottle (WTF?!)

Posted by Dock Promoted 79 days 21 hours ago 5766 views

Lifestyle / WTF?! | 16 comments |

Stumble it!

I really don't know what to say here. There is a product called liquid virgin tightening cream and all men on Earth are going to be tricked by hookers.

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noname580, on 7/18/2008 2:30:50 PM
Total Posts: 1, Joined: 8/16/2007

actually stuff like this has been around for awhile. Ex of mine bought a bottle of liquid virgin about a year ago or so.

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bobalou, on 7/18/2008 3:17:48 PM
Total Posts: 152, Joined: 11/29/2007

WOW. I just had a vision there of a young fellow called 'man'. He got to the very top of a tall mound called the 'hill of evolution'. He peered out at what was before him and seen that he had gone through some heavy shit in his travels. But he was not content. He wanted to see more of the world and what it had to offer. So he took up his 'walking stick of hope' to help him along on his treacherous wanderings, and started off down the hill. He didn't get but 20 paces when he came across a vessel. The label on it was entitled 'Liquid Virgin'. He picked it up and continued on, wondering what else he would find.......

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SpiritualWarrior, on 7/18/2008 10:42:25 PM
Total Posts: 226, Joined: 7/9/2007

Will my khram be size of thimble if Oxana uses?

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traumetal, on 7/18/2008 11:44:41 PM
Total Posts: 529, Joined: 2/4/2006

And I was wondering how allah could churn out never-ending batches of 72 virgins.

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Beelzebub, on 7/18/2008 11:56:55 PM
Total Posts: 1029, Joined: 6/6/2006

^ who cares how he does it lets convert.

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logansport, on 7/19/2008 12:08:06 AM
Total Posts: 705, Joined: 9/15/2007

amen

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CapVosslar, on 7/19/2008 12:42:05 AM
Total Posts: 1937, Joined: 9/9/2007

72 tight ass pussies...mmmmmmmm!

I think traumeNtal is gay.

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Beelzebub, on 7/19/2008 3:37:32 AM
Total Posts: 1031, Joined: 6/6/2006

Seriously... for those of us who actually have a girlfriend (I suspect theres at least one guy other than me with a girlfriend on shoutwire -- at least I hope so)...

...For those of us with girlfriends this is the greatest invention ever after anal.

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AFACI, on 7/19/2008 4:32:23 AM
Total Posts: 103, Joined: 7/28/2006

^Did you even read the article?

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Beelzebub, on 7/19/2008 5:34:39 AM
Total Posts: 1033, Joined: 6/6/2006

Are you insinuating that I didnt read it because I made a smart assed comment about shoutwire users not having girlfriends or is it because I mentioned anal while you have yet to see your first pussy?

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