Hey England, You know you guys are like our retarded brothers. Sure we fight a lot about mundane little things but really we should have each other’s back. So, as an American with plenty of English friends online and one friend in real life from England, I feel compelled to write a little more in depth analysis of this horrific report I just read on the dailymail. First off, citing dailymail as a source isn’t the most prestigious of practices but this is an accurate account of what happened.
It was announced today on the 3rd of July that:
Lord Chief Justice Lord Phillips said that Islamic legal principles could be employed to deal with family and marital arguments and to regulate finance.
He declared: 'It is possible in this country for those who are entering into a contractual agreement to agree that the agreement shall be governed by a law other than English law.'
Typical political bullshit speak first off from this dickhead. Second off, Islamic principles are fucking bullshit. Fuck radical Islamists. I’ve read a lot of the qu`ran and its very similar to the Christian bible. Only problem is a bunch of these assholes still carry out the barbaric practices that came into existence a thousand years ago. If Muslims are allowed to regulate marital arguments and regulate finance we will see a rash of injustices under the guise of British law.
Let us say there are two families each with two children. One boy and one girl each, raised under different religious tenants but raised religiously nonetheless. One family practices Sharia law and the other’s are fundamentalist Christians. The girls are both 18 and the boys are both 20 years old. Both of the young girls come home and tell their parents they have become pregnant. Under Sharia law the girl could be
executed (even if she was RAPED). Under the normal laws, which Christians are supposed to respect the laws of the land, the parents would probably help raise the baby etc etc. Let’s say the two boys denounce their parents’ religion or say that they have homosexual feelings. The boy raised under the Islamic household could be
executed. Under normal law, all of these children would be protected. Giving these goat-fuckers one more inch will only allow them to take so many more miles.
There are around 1.6 million British Muslims, most of whom are of Pakistani origin. The strongest Muslim communities are in London, especially in the East London borough of Tower Hamlets where Lord Phillips spoke yesterday, Birmingham, Yorkshire and Lancashire.
In Pakistan being a homosexual is an offence that could be a life sentence in jail or death.
Probably looks a lil something like these two men hanged for being gay.

Gah, more to come in a bit as I need to get home before 45 minute traffic turns into 1 hour and 45 minute traffic.