GodsSon's attempt to be an hero. Hilarity ensues.
Note: I have in no way altered this log and this conversation took place on the 24/05/2008 at approximately 2AM till about 5AM. The only information that has been omitted is GodsSon's mobile number. The address is not real.
GodsSon__: leon
GodsSon__: mobile no
GodsSon__: I'm serious about this
LeonHart: LOL im not giving you my mobile number
GodsSon__: we're doing this proper
GodsSon__: well then how are we fighting each other?
LeonHart: show up at upton park station at 3 with a chelsea top on
LeonHart: you will be the only one there ill easily find you
GodsSon__: are you mad?
GodsSon__: at 3 pm
LeonHart: yeah
LeonHart: i wont be awake till 2
GodsSon__: well call XXXXXXXXX when you wake up
GodsSon__: we can reach some agreement on how you'll accept that you're pussyholes
LeonHart: LOL
LeonHart: before or after you get anally probed
GodsSon__: are you serious?
GodsSon__: Honestly If is it's one on one - i'll kill you
LeonHart: bahahahahaha
LeonHart: more sadistic fucks have tried before you fella
GodsSon__: do you not think thats the case tgen
LeonHart: not really
LeonHart: way i see it
LeonHart: you are some troll that is just looking for some sort of infamousy from actually being stupid enough
LeonHart: to walk into another mans area to fight him
LeonHart: fully expecting to get back out in one piece
LeonHart: if anything
LeonHart: you will be lucky to get back home walking
GodsSon__: sorry no a troll?
LeonHart: yes
LeonHart: a troll
LeonHart: and you sure as shit aint the first pussy to try and bait me into a fight online
GodsSon__: I've been stabbed and survived twice
LeonHart: served that prick up as well
LeonHart: who gives a fuck
LeonHart: you got stabed
LeonHart: thats all that matters
LeonHart: you was stupid enough to get shanked twice
LeonHart: what does that tell your dumb ass
LeonHart: if you honeslty think you will get out of this in one piece
LeonHart: you are seriously deluded
GodsSon__: lol are you actually threatening me?
LeonHart: nope
LeonHart: you are threatening me
GodsSon__: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
LeonHart: but like i said before
LeonHart: self defence is a great strategy in court ;)
GodsSon__: are you fucking mad - I could walk into your area and slit your throat and walk away innocent
LeonHart: bwahahahaha yeah right
LeonHart: funny guy
LeonHart: show up
LeonHart: we see who gets out on top
GodsSon__: I don't need to show up you're the one too gay to show up in a neutral area where nobody has the upper hand
LeonHart: show up sunday 3pm upton park station
LeonHart: lets see what you are made of
GodsSon__: you see the thing is I am english pride myself on fair play
LeonHart: you are about as english as a curry
GodsSon__: you're A paki - you want the upper hand
LeonHart: correction
LeonHart: a bengi
GodsSon__: you know nothing about fair play
LeonHart: and you obviously know nothing about life ;)
LeonHart: just show up on sunday
LeonHart: and stfu
LeonHart: you talk all this big talk
LeonHart: lets see how mouthy you are with my foot in your face
GodsSon__: so why won't you go to a place thats neautral?
GodsSon__: where it's just one on one?
GodsSon__: I'm blatantly not stupid enough to walk into a fucking place where some muslim cunt is gonna slit my throat - what do you take me for, I'm not some galloway red gullible cunt
GodsSon__: I will literally slit you from ear to ear
LeonHart: then come down to the town then pussy boi :D
LeonHart: be a man
LeonHart: face up to the fact
LeonHart: you are just another faggot fuck not man enough to come to the manor and step up
LeonHart: you talk all this shit
LeonHart: say all that dribble
LeonHart: but when it comes down to the nitty gritty truth
LeonHart: you are just another mug
GodsSon__: I'm not playing about with some football shit
LeonHart: well you aint got shit to play with there lmao
LeonHart: FRANK IS JUST A FAT INCE
GodsSon__: you're nothing but a dirty fucking paki muslim cunt who wants to play about with england
LeonHart: lol
LeonHart: i know more about what it is to be english than you obviously do
LeonHart: you faggot traitourous bitch
LeonHart: fuck off to canada you wimpy coward
LeonHart: run away go on
GodsSon__: Oh really to be english is to be a traitor to you then - isn't it
LeonHart: all you pussyhole white fuckers know how to do one of two things
LeonHart: either blow yourself up
LeonHart: or run away
LeonHart: not even that
LeonHart: get others to do it
LeonHart: you aint english
GodsSon__: surely thats all muslims know what to do?
LeonHart: my instructors where english through and through
LeonHart: they knew what i was to be english
LeonHart: you aint got a fucking clue
LeonHart: like i said
LeonHart: you are a mug
GodsSon__: your instructors in what?
LeonHart: let me guess
LeonHart: this is your life
LeonHart: you wake up
LeonHart: go work
LeonHart: go to the offy pick up some booze then get some gear
LeonHart: and waste the rest of the day
LeonHart: not bothering about how you affect the rest of the country
LeonHart: you winge about tax
LeonHart: but know nothing about why it is the way it is
LeonHart: you wanna go to war with some country you cant place on a map
LeonHart: and then complain when fuel prices rise
LeonHart: then bitch and moan when the country hits a recession
LeonHart: and blame the easiest targets at the time
LeonHart: cos
LeonHart: you are a fucking coward
GodsSon__: right thats it - we do meet up - neutral ground - no friends no advantages - right now
LeonHart: learn to take some responsibility you faggot fuck
LeonHart: bwahahahaha
LeonHart: see
LeonHart: when i beat you again
LeonHart: at an intellectual level
LeonHart: you resort to violence
LeonHart: like i stated clearly many times before
GodsSon__: again - you didn't beat me in the first place
LeonHart: ive always fought to defend myself and people around me
GodsSon__: you were up for a fight before
LeonHart: you fight cos you are too chicken shit to admit you are wrong
LeonHart: ill still whoop your arse
LeonHart: but i aint travelling
LeonHart: what you think i am
LeonHart: some dickhead with no life
GodsSon__: you couldn't even handle a fight without a bomb strapped to you
LeonHart: shit the only reason i am even online now is cos i was working
GodsSon__: I bet fists are a last resort
LeonHart: ahahaha yeah right
LeonHart: your first thought about a situation is
LeonHart: how do i make the other person look stupid
LeonHart: not how do i find the truth in something
LeonHart: thats why you fail at life
LeonHart: theres a saying i tell a lot of people
LeonHart: dont bark if you cant bite
LeonHart: upton park
LeonHart: 3pm
LeonHart: sunday
GodsSon__: would you be up for a fist fight right now?
LeonHart: like fuck
GodsSon__: fists nothing else no bombs no guns
LeonHart: what no bottles?
LeonHart: no wheelchairs?
GodsSon__: thats cus you couldn't handle it
LeonHart: all them people you had it out with in the pubs
LeonHart: you know what they say about people who bang on about their fights
LeonHart: fucking pussy holes
GodsSon__: would you like to test that then?
LeonHart: i real man wouldnt brag about that shit or be proud of it
LeonHart: like i said
LeonHart: sunday
GodsSon__: no - now
LeonHart: go on then
LeonHart: go to tcr
GodsSon__: I can make it - so can you
LeonHart: make yourself look like a mug
LeonHart: standing in the street waiting for a call
LeonHart: dickhead
LeonHart: unlike you
LeonHart: some normal people have jobs
LeonHart: and pay stupid amounts of tax
GodsSon__: you mean you're too pussy to show up
LeonHart: at 4 30 in the morning
LeonHart: are you fucking dizzy
LeonHart: what kind of crack you been hitting
LeonHart: shit even my mates aint as stupid as you
GodsSon__: well I haven't got work tomorrow
LeonHart: fuck this shit is getting saved
LeonHart: no one will believe this otherwise
GodsSon__: there's people who don't back down from shit - I guess you're one who shouts his mouth off and doesn't live up to it
LeonHart: lmao
LeonHart: no im not stupid thats all
LeonHart: and i wasnt that idiot who wanted the fight
LeonHart: but if it comes to me
LeonHart: i wont back down like the pussy hole you are
GodsSon__: you're a pussy thats all - and if it comes to a fight you'll still back down
GodsSon__: otherwise you'd be there right now]
LeonHart: lol yeah right
LeonHart: you chat so much febreeze
LeonHart: ive never known someone that chats as much shit as you
GodsSon__: you wanna meet up right now and see how much breeze I chat?
GodsSon__: get your boy to drive you down here
LeonHart: LOL
LeonHart: LMAO
LeonHart: ROFLMAO
LeonHart: PMSL
LeonHart: ROFLMAOCOPTER
LeonHart: how about
LeonHart: you come here naow
LeonHart: catch a bus lol
LeonHart: pmsl
LeonHart: shit man
LeonHart: thats too fucking hilarious
GodsSon__: whats too hilarious?
LeonHart: you
LeonHart: you are seriously fucking moronic
GodsSon__: and i'm seriously debating whether to stab you in the face - there was a shooting in my mums house in the last few hours - you're not helping much
LeonHart: bahahahahaa
LeonHart: thats called karma
GodsSon__: I'm upset lets give it a rest - if you continue - I'm not Joking I will meet you in a fight and I will kick off - just for your sake give it a rest
LeonHart: LMAO
LeonHart: for my sake
GodsSon__: my mother was shot
LeonHart: lets not get all chicken shit naow
LeonHart: well thats hardly got any relevance to me and you
LeonHart: sorry to hear about your mum
LeonHart: but that has really no bearing on this convo
GodsSon__: thats it you and me right now
LeonHart: lmao
GodsSon__: right fucking now
GodsSon__: I told you
LeonHart: RIGHT FUCKING NAOW
GodsSon__: I told you don't take the piss
LeonHart: lmao but you make it so easy
LeonHart: ok i am at least human
LeonHart: and im not a cunt enough to cuss your mum
LeonHart: but for real im sorry to hear about your mum
LeonHart: but thats life
LeonHart: deal with it
GodsSon__: but you could'nt give it a rest when I asked you
LeonHart: i give as good as i get
GodsSon__: right now I don't give a shit
GodsSon__: address
LeonHart: you speak the way you do to people expect people to treat you with the same level of animosity
GodsSon__: adress right now adress
LeonHart: lmao
LeonHart: ok
LeonHart: 43 prince regents lane
LeonHart: upton park
GodsSon__: I'm due in court at 915, can we arrive at some arrangement
LeonHart: thought you said right now
LeonHart: lmao
LeonHart: you are pure comedy
LeonHart: shit man
LeonHart: id think you was nova
GodsSon__: I meant right now in central
LeonHart: lmao
LeonHart: HOOLIGAN!
LeonHart: lmao
GodsSon__: you're taking the piss about my mum anyway - I can't be fucked with your kind - at least yids and goonars fight with honour
LeonHart: lmao
LeonHart: i wasnt taking the piss outta your mum
LeonHart: but if you like
LeonHart: i can
GodsSon__: fuck off seriously - it's just come back more serious - she's paralysed - just let it go for a bit
GodsSon__: I dunno wat to do - I ust feel like I've been hit by a sledgehammer
LeonHart: go hospital?
GodsSon__: I dunno - I feel sick just heard the news
EPIC FAIL.