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Posted by cbravo Promoted 48 days 16 hours ago 2287 views

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Stumble it!

Q: How do you make accelerate a Yugo from 0 to 100 km in 10 seconds? A: Push it off the top of a cliff.

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3lilangels, on 5/13/2008 8:24:31 AM
Total Posts: 24, Joined: 5/11/2008

LOL

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NorwegianMog, on 5/18/2008 3:58:29 PM
Total Posts: 372, Joined: 3/27/2008

i remember these were kind of funny the first time i heard/read them!

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Fleck, on 5/18/2008 4:23:15 PM
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Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?

A: Throw out the passenger.

Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?

A: Turn off the engine.

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pimppapy, on 5/18/2008 5:36:50 PM
Total Posts: 1344, Joined: 11/29/2005

They should put this car on the Fast & The Furious. might get a chuckle in the theatre

http://tinyurl.com/6gyuc7

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micmac988, on 5/18/2008 5:56:33 PM
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Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster?

A: Pedal harder.

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Urrelles, on 5/18/2008 7:07:16 PM
Total Posts: 763, Joined: 5/12/2007

Those were amazingly funny. Usually jokes like that don't get me to laugh.

What is on pages 4 -5 of the user manual?

Train and bus schedules.

Epic win!

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Qball1974, on 5/18/2008 7:29:42 PM
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Yugo a.k.a Ford

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LiLBiGD1Ck, on 5/18/2008 10:40:01 PM
Total Posts: 153, Joined: 2/10/2008

Qball1974 wrote:
Yugo a.k.a Ford

Yugo-
http://tinyurl.com/6y4kjm

Ford Festiva-
http://tinyurl.com/3ahpyd

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jp, on 5/19/2008 7:33:17 AM
Total Posts: 829, Joined: 2/22/2006

Lets not forget the pinto, it blew up and killed people.

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mmateri, on 5/19/2008 8:08:06 AM
Total Posts: 385, Joined: 9/22/2007

^ so did chev pickups with the side mounted outside of the frame rail gas tanks

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