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13 Year Old Uses Dads Credit Card to Hire Hookers...

Posted by Smoolio Promoted 115 days 2 hours ago 1585 views

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Kid steals his dad's credit card to play halo with some hookers

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seanboy, on 5/13/2008 3:50:51 AM
Total Posts: 115, Joined: 2/27/2006

I think this has to be one of my favourite articles i've read on sw. Pure legendary genius.

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
Bus loads of Midgets are now making their way to texas from across the world.

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adamwolfe, on 5/13/2008 8:16:17 AM
Total Posts: 206, Joined: 11/23/2007

this whole article had me laughing, but the last part:

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE AMERICA

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ThisisJeff, on 5/13/2008 8:48:02 AM
Total Posts: 1956, Joined: 4/8/2007

seanboy wrote:
I think this has to be one of my favourite articles i've read on sw. Pure legendary genius.

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

This is why i love my state!!

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acknot, on 5/13/2008 8:56:43 AM
Total Posts: 767, Joined: 4/14/2006

"people of restricted growth" OMG, is this what we are calling migits now?

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gero187, on 5/13/2008 9:27:33 AM
Total Posts: 59, Joined: 10/31/2006

That was fucking epic!!

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spazmuffin, on 5/13/2008 1:07:18 PM
Total Posts: 133, Joined: 5/5/2006

I would send that kid to a psychiatrist. He must be crazy if he would rather play video games than have sex with a hooker.

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psynexus, on 5/13/2008 1:46:19 PM
Total Posts: 17, Joined: 1/9/2008

^ No shit. Everything was fine and dandy up until that point. Why the fuck would you go through all that trouble, have hookers, and not "use their services"? Kids are retarded in so many ways.

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Immaculate1, on 5/13/2008 2:33:32 PM
Total Posts: 7077, Joined: 7/16/2006

Retards, getting hookers only to play Halo with them. I knew what to do with a hooker when I was 13, if I only could have gotten one.

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Dheam, on 5/13/2008 2:56:08 PM
Total Posts: 680, Joined: 12/27/2006

This article is LOL.

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vyoma999, on 5/13/2008 3:23:28 PM
Total Posts: 0, Joined: 5/5/2008

This is appalling. How did the kid manage to get the add on card? Is the customer service dept of the dad's card compnay this stupid??

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