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This Guy is Epic

   Posted by TheGodfather27  Promoted 53 days 21 hours ago  3188 views   

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This is an actual essay written by a college applicant. The author, Hugh Gallagher, now attends NYU.


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RuckFules, on 5/12/2008 6:17:14 PM
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Epic indeed.
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barra240t, on 5/12/2008 6:40:42 PM
Total Posts: 75, Joined: 4/1/2007
That is as old as the internets.

The guy would now have his degree and earning $250K a year now.
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Knifes, on 5/12/2008 7:05:01 PM
Total Posts: 10, Joined: 7/24/2006
^ Yeah... 1990 old :p
very good nonetheless
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Gallagher_(humorist)
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Corymachine, on 5/12/2008 8:38:12 PM
Total Posts: 499, Joined: 4/16/2007
I saw him on Maury once. Strange lineup that Maury has paternity tests and then this guy pretending to be an r and b singer...
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HaloTwister, on 5/13/2008 3:56:30 AM
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FAIL
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FrancisDrake, on 5/13/2008 3:01:25 PM
Total Posts: 19, Joined: 8/19/2007
way to go genius, this thing's even in my freaking high school english textbook

way to be current
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georgelovesdirt, on 5/14/2008 11:17:15 AM
Total Posts: 535, Joined: 11/15/2006
^ wtf type of english textbook includes this type of writing.

i often write down silly things like this on job aplications.
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koiking, on 5/16/2008 6:06:24 PM
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that sucked.
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