Yep can't beat drunk sex, plus I get to fuck like a wild stallion.

Love that title. It is true, every European does this.

A couple of comma's and that would be beastiality. :)

And yeah, Europeans drink to get laid, have you seen some of the girls over here?

They are not all hot chicks, there are some ugly ones as well, it's just the ugly ones are easier to get into bed and we need the beer to make them look good.

The average cost of make-up some of the girls wear on a night out can cost more than £50

Four shots of vodka and a can of red bull in a pub I know is five pounds!

Drink five of them and your dead grandmother would be looking pretty good.