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9 Devices That Are Clearly Compensating For A Small Penis

Posted by OniReaper Promoted 54 days 4 hours ago 1833 views

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There is a primal need to have the biggest dick--no other reason for monster trucks exists. But there are those who misuse modern technology because they don't have a large penis, or even one they can find without bright lights and a terribly misapplied telescopic camera.

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ThisisJeff, on 5/12/2008 10:41:07 AM
Total Posts: 1947, Joined: 4/8/2007

To me.. It really sounds like the author of this blog needed to make this condescending top 10 list to make up for HIS incredibly tiny penis.

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archerzx, on 5/12/2008 12:02:36 PM
Total Posts: 705, Joined: 4/1/2007

ThisisJeff wrote:
To me.. It really sounds like the author of this blog needed to make this condescending top 10 list to make up for HIS incredibly tiny penis.

got em!

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Facehammer, on 5/12/2008 1:22:58 PM
Total Posts: 186, Joined: 10/29/2007

That image of the huge-ass tank doesn't do it justice at all. You can see the real size of one of its guns here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

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georgelovesdirt, on 5/12/2008 1:26:46 PM
Total Posts: 530, Joined: 11/15/2006

that huge ass cigar reminds me of some of the blunts iv smoked.

fyi; a 3.5 gram blunt takes exactly 45 min to smoke.

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GunWillTravel, on 5/12/2008 4:00:26 PM
Total Posts: 577, Joined: 4/25/2006

I expected to see a link to the article right before this about the 12-core processors.

And damn, that purple16heaven girl on cracked.com is smokin'.

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ThisisJeff, on 5/13/2008 9:40:49 AM
Total Posts: 1958, Joined: 4/8/2007

^yep. i already fapped.

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