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mrflibble, on 5/12/2008 4:05:47 PM
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http://members.iinet.net.au/~gduncan/assassination_attempts.html

"A
collection of accounts of some of the seventeen planned attempts, from 1939 to 1945."

It would be interesting to see if time travelling assassins could make a better job of it.

It's almost as if the hand of God was protecting him, after all he was a big fan of Christianity.

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darkm47, on 5/12/2008 4:08:14 PM
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Times machines are dangerous. I've always imagined that the moment someone steps through the first ever time machine, it would essentially cause every possible outcome that was ever possible to happen all at once.

Perhaps there was a universe before the one we live in now. One day some jackass goes and stepped through his new time machine and BANG, the entire universe comes crashing into itself.

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rabidbeaver, on 5/12/2008 4:08:44 PM
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Stupid question, of course not.

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gmc360, on 5/12/2008 4:14:34 PM
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^ that's pretty good ...edit: CapVo a few comments back

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Arsenal, on 5/12/2008 4:48:43 PM
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What if someone went back in time, killed Hitler, and then back in the present it would rain donuts instead of water? That would be awesome.

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HunterPence, on 5/12/2008 6:56:03 PM
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I'd go back in time to when he was ten and piss on his face and be like "hey ADOLF, hey NAZI, guess what? I'm Jewish and I'm pissing on your face! What you gonna do about it, boy-Hitler? You wanna put me in an oven? Will that wash the Jewish urine out of your eyes? Even if you killed my whole FAMILY, you'll never feel clean again. You'd have to, like, kill every Jew on the planet. And it's just what you deserve, too."

Yep, once I finish that time machine, exactly what I'm going to do.

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TheOptimizer, on 5/12/2008 7:51:03 PM
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Arsenal wrote:
What if someone went back in time, killed Hitler, and then back in the present it would rain donuts instead of water? That would be awesome.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a simpsons reference?

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Kinderplatz, on 5/12/2008 8:28:43 PM
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HunterPence wrote:
I'd go back in time to when he was ten and piss on his face and be like "hey ADOLF, hey NAZI, guess what? I'm Jewish and I'm pissing on your face! What you gonna do about it, boy-Hitler? You wanna put me in an oven? Will that wash the Jewish urine out of your eyes? Even if you killed my whole FAMILY, you'll never feel clean again. You'd have to, like, kill every Jew on the planet. And it's just what you deserve, too."

Yep, once I finish that time machine, exactly what I'm going to do.

Lol!!! Nice. Preserving the time line AND getting your licks in.

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Dheam, on 5/12/2008 9:02:12 PM
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I wouldn't kill Hitler. Why?
Well here's my reason, he created history.

Germany even now would be in poverty, heck, the whole world might still be in the depression if it wasn't for a war.
Hitler created new technology, advances in medicine (though cruelly), and military tactics.

Without Hitler, we wouldn't have some nice cars.
Sure, without him some millions of people would have survived, but hey you Jews! Hitler allowed you to have your own wretched country, so STFU.

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northamericanunion, on 5/12/2008 10:51:18 PM
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id go back and kill bush's grandpa. Hitlers buddy Percy Bush...

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