Well, its easy to laugh here cause its like, hello, its the internet... not like we actually know the girl... It doesn't click in at first that the girl is only 8 when the title of the article is "man shoots girl in face with sperm-loaded squirtgun". I'm sorry you all can't grow a sense of humor, but it is rather funny, but, it would be a lot less sick if she was 18 or older. As soon as you find out shes 8, that changes things. The article heading doesn't say that, so, laughing when you first here it, kinda obvious.

The guy is a pedofile, that is not without question. It is a matter that the act of doing this is, rather unique, if not really obvious. It is always the things right infront of your face that you look past. Wanna hide a bag of weed from the cops? Put it behind the front door. Bulletproof :p.

Fucking sick. If it had been like adult woman, that the man knew it MIGHT have been funny.

Strange that you laugh, seems like there are some pedophiles in the group.

Even if this was in a movie it wouldn't be funny. Would you laugh if a complete stranger did that to one of your kids? There are things in life you just don't do and this is one of them.
The sheer thought of it pisses me off.
You are really fucked in the head if you thought this was funny and need help because you obviously think with your cock and not your brain.
That Gun was made with one thing in mind and should be banned. Alien goo.. sheeaaa riiiiiiight.
SACK THE GUY THAT MARKETED IT.

Sick fucker, anybody who laughs at this is just as sick as he is. shooting semen at an 8 yr old girl????? WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!!!!!! I hope the next person they find doing this takes the gun and shoots back at him...

I have a problem with people not understanding how this is serious and is some form of molestation. Do you not understand that he's reported as asking her to open her mouth? It's perfectly obvious what he planned to do and if you can't fathom why this is a "big deal" you weren't paying attention during sex education class.

Forgetting all the dangers of STDs, can you really see the idea of an 8 year old child unknowlingly ingesting semen as not being a big f'n deal? Someone even commented that there was barely any emotional damage. That kid will eventually find out exactly what happened that day, and obviously knows now that it was no minor incident and you think this won't affect her? Then of course there's the issue of what a guy who would do this kind of thing is capable of.

Really, it'd be twisted if it had happened to an adult but the reaction it got here (for the most part) wouldn't have bothered me. I just don't know where to begin with the mentality of some people on here. To say it's terrible but to laugh anyway is bad enough but to seriously think there's been "no harm done". Are people THAT distanced from reality? I thought I was bad but this is real, for fuck's sake. Some of you are like "If I knew the kid I'd feel bad for her but as I don't it's actually hilarious".

The one thing I won't do is suggest super right-wing punishments such as torture, castration and death. Those are your views but I'm not sure I like the world those guys are living in either.