Judge Orders End to "Black" Trend of Stupid Baby Names

As a proud member of the Black community in America, I thank you Judge Cabrera. Someone had to stand up and stop us, since we werent willing to stop ourselves. Baby Clitoria indeed...

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gmc360, on 3/20/2008 6:46:38 PM
Total Posts: 149, Joined: 11/23/2007

I am voting for Barrack...but what the fuck does it mean???

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tvpirater, on 3/20/2008 6:47:30 PM
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Fucking hate that name Shaniqua. so many black girls in my school have that fucking name....the name basically says, "hey look at me im ghetto trash and my moms a fucking idiot and my dad left us".

other than that is a pretty funny artical

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MikeK, on 3/20/2008 6:48:01 PM
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Funny but the 'judge' should next turn to white kids called Cletus, Leroy or Bubba as a name or nickname.

Also any variation on coke headed z grade celebrities the mother reads about in a magazine.

Or horrific bible belt names from churches that praise killing of A-Rabs in I-Rak but ostracize demonic mothers that question their country's policies that are approved by Jesus.

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PanzyPanz, on 3/20/2008 6:58:22 PM
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Peanuts Mc'adamia, or Titty Monchers, now those would be cool names.

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Chizwheel, on 3/20/2008 7:27:02 PM
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When I worked on Labor & Delivery, one black mom wanted to name her daughter Chlamydia, I shit you not. I think she was high on narcotics a little though but still, ffs.

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micmac988, on 3/20/2008 7:35:53 PM
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"We at 'The Peoples News' would like to apologize for an error on our part. The error is question is the title and name 'Judge Cabrera'. There is no 'Judge' title, it's a first name, but due to spelling we believed it to 'Judge'.

The actual spelling is 'Jq'Udg'Eh Kehbrarehah'. Naturally, our spell check program gave us the Judge Cabrera, since neither of those words are in ANY known dictionary.

We apologize wholeheartedly for this inconvenience.

The Peoples News"

rawffles

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JordinaryDude, on 3/20/2008 8:33:15 PM
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"Uneeqqi, Q'Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay'Sh'awn and Day'Shawndra."

Little exaggerated but it's not that far off. lol

"Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, made my night.

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Orifice, on 3/20/2008 8:47:40 PM
Total Posts: 405, Joined: 5/6/2006

a guy i went to school with has swedish parents who called him manuel kochgruber.

being called manual cock rubber for your entire life is....wow. hes an amazing guy, but it must be hard coping through school!

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nova, on 3/20/2008 9:15:16 PM
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Did anyone read the comments on the link site. I don't think one person got the joke.

P.S. NOT GUILTY. Wooo hhooooo.

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xenomancer, on 3/20/2008 9:51:11 PM
Total Posts: 450, Joined: 6/29/2006

"First, I'm offended because what right does this "man" have to say that black women should not have independent naming rights." -Rai in the article comments.

Ouch, put the brakes on the misandrony express.

Either everyone on that site has a crazy and extremely sarcastic sense of humor or they are all just literate enough to completely miss the satire line between the article body and the comment section.

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