This article won't highlight the plastic, capitalist Easter that you and I have been trained to know, nor will it showcase a giant rabbit or any other silly symbol of Easter. What this editorial will do is ponder what it would be like if Jesus Christ returned to Earth for Easter.


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flashfil, on 4/23/2006 7:57:18 PM
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one things true

say the word "Jesus" and everyone jumps into a frenzy.

He aint comming back! not whilst were all walking about with crosses of him on it DEAD! it's like walking around with little gold bullet pendants hoping JFK will come back.

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proghead, on 4/23/2006 8:00:52 PM
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i didnt have enough time to read every shout, but if the first like, 20 are anything to go by, the message of this article has been reflected perfectly through the bickerings in these comments...

people are saying "oh your against christianity! only <B>I</B> understand it!" do u people even see that your are only proving that the article is correct and that a change needs to happen!?

(and dnot you dare turn this back on me because i remain a fringe christian - technically a catholic evolutionist so my belief is <i>completely</i> about apaption.

does anyone agree?
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flashfil, on 4/23/2006 8:13:38 PM
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what the fuck is apaption?

sounds like something you put on bed-sores!
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Moshe, on 4/24/2006 1:08:39 AM
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Easter is Pagan, Christmas is Pagan and all the other Christian Feasts derive from pagan practice. But the Christian Church denies this but the pagan feast match the Christian feasts by dates.

There are only G-d's feasts.

When the L-rd returns it will moast probaly be at Rosh HaShanah.

Each of G-d's feasts have a meaning.
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Tom78, on 4/24/2006 3:55:41 AM
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You know, i think that if jesus came back today they would put him into a hospital for people that don't know what they say. What would you do with a guy telling that he is god's son ?
Religions are a help for the weak. It's an old problem, that people try to explain things they don't understand with "GOD" or something into this direction. Religons only help dumb people to manage their life in society.
I hope that there will be a time when we do not need any religions to understand the world. Perhaps it will also be a time when children do not die because of religions.
Americans show us the way you can use a religion. Look at bush, he kills people in the name of god. But what is much dumber are all the christian groups there, that buy this fucking story. Americans : Who is your god ? OIL or $$$ ?

Tom
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morgan_gibson87, on 4/24/2006 8:46:16 AM
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Even if Jesus is who the bible claims he is (highly doubtful) we may have a problem because anyone who claims he (or her) is Jesus is going to be packed into the nearest mental ward and given many a pill until the person is "better."

I'm athiest and I still believe it is a very good and well written article. I love the following quote:

"When Jesus Christ came upon the Earth, you killed him. The son of your own God. And only after he was dead did you worship him and start killing those who would not."

What a beautiful quote and it can be sumed up in a few short words:

We are a race of hypocrites.
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tallbrown3, on 4/24/2006 11:35:57 AM
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Yes this article is pretty good makes me think.

If jesus come back to earth .


I tink it may be ..... possible tath if the secret service found out about it . tath they can prove he was born from a vergin. I think they may kidnap him not to chut im up but to perform DNA test.
To get their filty hand on there own piece of god.

So they may acheive there own selfish goal.

Or maybe not . U think God will risk it???
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flashfil, on 4/24/2006 1:04:39 PM
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ok i admit it

IM JESUS (and so is my wife)

please dont kill me

Phil
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mariek1212, on 4/24/2006 1:52:36 PM
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WOW. This article defenitly brought up many arguments, that's for sure. I believe it raises many debatable issues like- what is your defenition of a "christian"? and -Is "religion" itself the real issue?
THIS ARTICLE IS SPECTACULAR AND CORRECT.
PLEASE DON'T DISGRACE OTHER CHRISTIANS BY CLAIMING TO LIVE AS A CHRISTIAN AND NOT LIVING AS ONE. UNFORTUNATELY THERE WILL ALWAYS BE EVIL UNTIL CHRIST COMES AGAIN. MY DEFENITION OF A CHRISTIAN IS SOMEONE WHO THINKS OF GOD FIRST, FOLLOWS HIM EVERYDAY OF THEIR LIVES AND SERVES HIM WITH ALL THEIR HEART. NOT A PERFECT PERSON, NOT A CRAZY PERSON WHO SEES THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE, JUST A PERSON WHO IS FAITHFUL AND TRIES EVERYDAY.

SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A STEREOTYPE BY WHAT GEORGE BUSH DOES, OR JUDGE OTHERS FOR THEIR OWN BELIEFS. LIVE YOUR LIFE AS YOU WISH AND IF YOU CLAIM TO BE CHRISTIAN PRAY FOR THOSE OF WHOM YOU BELIEVE NEED GOD.JUDGING IS FOR GOD, THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE. IF YOUR A CHRISTIAN OR NOT, HAVE MORALS AND LIVE RIGHT, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS- DO YOUR BEST. THE FINAL JUDGEMENT IS BETWEEN YOU AND GOD. YES OUR POLITICAL LEADERS DO NOT SET A GREAT EXAMPLE WHICH SHOULD MOTIVATE US TO SET EXAMPLES AND LIVE RIGHT. I'LL BE PRAYING FOR ALL OF YOU- MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU.
and Jesus is coming soon, so everyone- it's better to be safe than sorry- that's my opinion.

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ohsodistant, on 4/24/2006 5:44:49 PM
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Yeah, but wouldn't you all want to party with Jesus' brother, craig.

by Stephen Lynch (a funny mo'fo, check him out)

Craig

[00:14]Everyone knows Jesus,
[00:17]The man who healed the lame.
[00:21]Well, I am Jesus' brother,
[00:24]Craig is my name.
[00:31]Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
[00:34]Jesus is the Lamb.
[00:38]Jesus is the Son of God,
[00:41]But Craig don't give a damn.

[00:46]Because when Craig's in sight,
[00:48]We'll party all damn night.
[00:50]I don't turn water into wine,
[00:51]But into cold Coors Light.
[00:53]I'm not my brother, I know,
[00:55]Don't walk on H2O,
[00:56]But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

[01:01]I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:04]I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:07]I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:11]Craig Christ.

[01:19]I hang out with Lepors,
[01:22]Barabbas, and Solemay.
[01:26]Jesus' friends are all Apostles.
[01:29]Those dudes are totally gay.
[01:33]Jesus performs miracles,
[01:36]From Galalli to Rome.
[01:40]But it would be a miracle,
[01:43]If he brought a fuckin lady home.

[01:48]Because while Jesus is prayin,
[01:50]Fuckin Craig is layin,
[01:52]Every lady in the Testament.
[01:54]You know what I'm sayin'?
[01:55]I won't die for your sin,
[01:57]Like my famous kin.
[01:58]But if you've got a little sister,
[02:00]Then there's room at this inn.

[02:02]I'm fuckin Craig.
[02:05]I'm fuckin Craig.
[02:09]I'm fuckin Craig.
[02:12]Craig Christ.

[02:20]Jesus was our mothers fav.,
[02:24]All her love to him she gave.
[02:27]But there's no sibling rivalry,
[02:30]When he's nailed to that tree.
[02:34]Yeah.

[02:37]And now the question for you,
[02:38]Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
[02:40]But where will you be,
[02:41]When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
[02:44]And if the Lord will allow,
[02:45]You've got to ask yourself how,
[02:47]And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

[02:50]It's fuckin Craig.
[02:53]Fuckin Craig.
[02:57]Fuckin Craig.
[03:00]I'm fuckin Craig.
[03:04]Craig Christ.
[03:07]Craig Christ.
[03:11]Craig Christ.
[03:14]I'm fuckin Craig.

Well, maybe not. But this is hilarious. Cheers!
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