Born of mystic origins known only to a few ancients, Dockwats spent his formative years roaming and fighting through the bitter, desolate plains of Siberia. Legend holds that adorned with only a grizzled manbeard and distaste for all things Mac, Dockwats performed as the voice of "Dark Helmet" in Space Balls and was partially responsible for the 1980 'Miracle on Ice'.

These days Dockwats still fights the good fight, always showing up when a rotten force dares to blaspheme the good name ShoutWire. When he's not plotting on and striking fear into sites that would love nothing more than to lay waste to the noble ShoutWire community, Doc enjoys music, sports, living it up with friends and continuing his study of medicine.