Bulshoy B. Bulshoyton was conceived when a meteorite stuck the Sudbury basin 25 million years ago. His infant body-in-stasis was uncovered by prospectors in 1978. A firefighter and a politician-to-be decided to take him in and raise him as a normal human.

Shortly before completing high school, Bulshoy discovered his knack for cultivating marijuana. Ultimately, several disagreements with police persuaded him to give up hisdream of becoming Dr. Green Thumb.

Bulshoy attended University of Western Ontario and ultimately left with a couple of years of integrated engineering under his belt (alas, no undergrad degree). After a year off, Bulshoy applied to Laurentian University\'s engineering program and was accepted. Beforehe knew it, Bulshoy had a piece of paper stating that he knew something (B. Eng.).

Instead of leaving town like the smart people, Bulshoy settled for a shite job supervising core sample extraction. After a tedious year, he then applied for a cushy job as assistant production manager at a refinery, where he is still employed until the production manager finds out how much work time he spends on ShoutWire.

In his spare time, Bulshoy finds time to sexually satisfy his wife, feed and clothe his son, cycle, kayak and ski.

When Bulshoy is fed up with the above, he kicks back, smokes a big joint and fires up ShoutWire for some good old-fash ioned spam busting.